Saturday, July 6, 2013

Warning to the False Accusers

Warning to the False Accusers
Listen up: if you're going to call me a fraud, you better follow through and throw me in jail or you'll be sorry. I have been falsely accused of fraud so many thousands of times now that I am ready to go on a killing spree. You see my hair? You see how it's grown? It kept growing and growing through all those fraud accusations in the last two years because I was innocent and I didn't go to jail where they would have cut my hair.

But when I accuse someone of fraud, I tell the truth. And as far as I know, everyone I have accused of fraud has gone to jail.
  
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