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Inter-office Memo: The National Bullshitting Corporation All employees: Here are a few issues that came up at the last board meeting. First off, there is not enough fear in our news broadcasts to let us compete with the other networks. If you can't track down stories that scare the population into submission, please fabricate them. Comedy writers, our top executive is dissatisfied with your scripts. He says they arise from the same old evil, which isn't nearly as effective in destroying souls as taking truth and twisting it around for an evil purpose. If you have no truth in your own life that can be perverted in this way, please look to the internet for your material. Performers: less talent and more ego when you're in front of the camera please. We want this corporation running entirely on ego by 2015, so we can carry on punishing talent without ever having to hand them a cent. On a more private matter, the ceremonial dagger from our last religious service has gone missing. It has an ornate brass handle and a curved blade which may have some dried blood on it... |
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Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Inter-Office Memo: NBC
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