A lot of criminals, like the people you trust on NBC and CBC and so forth, think everyone else is a criminal like them: Let's get this straight. You robbed his house. Did he rob you? No. Then you are guilty of theft. But the one who got robbed beats his children. Oh, he does? Then you are free to go. Wait a minute! His children are marauding little vandals! They are? Then you are guilty of theft. Yeah, but they only vandalize the homes of child molesters. I see. Well then, you are free to go. Why couldn't the lawyers help me in 2007? Because Saturday Night Live and MAD TV were only parodying my sketches at that point. They were taking my ideas and butchering them with their own inferior words and making them look dumb. Why couldn't the lawyers help me in February 2013? Because all evidence of NBC's and FOX's crimes has now been erased from the internet. |
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Sunday, July 14, 2013
Criminal Reasoning
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