Justice by the Riverbank

Judge: Hello children! I'm Jumpy the Kangaroo, the judge of this assembly. Today Gus Guinea Pig is on trial for breaking into Gerry Gerbil's house and chewing up all his barley. What have you to say in your defense, Gus? Defendant: He's a rat! Judge: No he isn't. He is clearly a gerbil. Defendant: He fondled a ten-year-old girl! Judge: That was his owner. And she fondled him. Defendant: He killed a crow! Plaintiff: I did not! Defendant: Yes you did! I saw the mangled corpse on your front lawn. Witness: Excuse me, your honour, I think I can clear that up. Judge: Who are you? Witness: Cornelius Cat. Me and my buddy Sylvester wanted to play badminton on Gerry's lawn and we didn't have a birdie. Then I saw this crow, but Sylvester said he saw it first. And, well, when we were finished fighting over it, we didn't want it any more, so we left it there and went home. Judge: Gus Guinea Pig this court of animal law has heard your evidence and finds you guilty. You are hereby sentenced to have your body donated for scientific research... Defendant: That's nothing! Judge: ...while you are still alive. Take him away.
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