Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Boycott Them and Complain to Their Sponsors

Boycott Them and Complain to Their Sponsors
Sir, the whole world knows that we got all our laughs from this internet guy. Shouldn't we write him a cheque or something?

How are the ratings?

Unchanged. Instead of tuning in for laughs, everyone now tunes in to see the looks on the faces of our disgraced performers.

Well, it makes no difference to our sponsors, as long as they're tuning in.
  
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