Visions of Paradise

Hello down there! Rip Saint Michael here on Visions of Paradise, where we send our contestants to a paradise of their own description, as long it passes the ethics test. And we're going to start with Bartholomew Black, a coal miner from Saskatchewan. What is your Heaven like Bartholomew? Well it has lots of chicks in it and they're all my slaves. And everyone loves me and has to do what I say. And I get to live in the best houses and eat in the best restaurants and have the best cars and I get to look down on everybody. Everybody? What about God? We'll keep Him in a hole in the floor with a secret trap door that only I know about. Then where does your Heaven come from? From me. Mr Black, I'm afraid you just failed the ethics test. But how? If your Heaven came from you, you'd have already given it to yourself by now. Your Heaven comes from above you. Okay, fine, we'll release God and let him have the run of the house. I was talking about this show. I thought the Kingdom of God was within me! Yes, but it comes from above you. You'll never find it unless you make that connection. Now get the Hell off this stage so we can move on to our next contestant.
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