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Voice: He's a star ship captain with an aggressive new style... (The ship encounters an asteroid.) Officer: Captain Longjohn, if we hit this asteroid with a probe, we should be able to alter its trajectory sufficiently to avert collision with our home planet. Longjohn: Never mind sending out a wimpy little probe. Navigator, ramming speed! Prepare to ram! Officer: But captain! Longjohn: You heard me. (The ship crosses paths with an enemy.) Enemy Captain: (through viewing screen) If you do not leave Nebulian space at once I shall be forced to open fire. Longjohn: I'm sorry, captain. I'm not reading your transmission well enough. Could you move in a little closer? Enemy Captain: Oh all right... I said - Longjohn: Ramming speed! Voice: But for all his celestial invincibility, his heart could still be broken. Girl: Aren't you getting tired of the same old game? Why don't you let me ram you this time? Longjohn: No, I'm afraid this just won't work. Voice: He's Dirk Longjohn, Ram of God! Coming soon to a star base near you. |
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| © 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Monday, July 22, 2013
Dirk Longjohn: Ram of God
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