Saturday, July 13, 2013

The Contract

The Contract
(A plush penthouse office.)

David! We're glad you finally came to your senses and paid us a visit!

Golly gosh gee, guys! Can I be as cool as the Crystalids now?

You sure can! We're surprised you're still in one piece after all that enormous pressure we put on you for such a long time. Now here's your contract. It has everything in it you could ever want.

(Reading it over) This looks very generous, but golly gosh gee, I went through such a spiritual ordeal, resisting all the evil magic that was made out of my righteous truth by turning it into a lie that the people took into their hearts, do you think I could just add one little thing?

That depends on what it is.

Well, I'm the artist in this thing, right?

Right...

Can we include a clause that states that the artist retains full possession of his soul?

I'm afraid not. You see, you came to us, so you have to accept our terms. Take it or leave it.
  
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