Monday, July 8, 2013

Elementary Polish

Elementary Polish
Good afternoon, and welcome to Elementary Polish. I'm your teacher Wladek Fukyewski. There's no better way to charm a woman from a foreign country than to speak to her in her own language. If you want to get to know that beauty at the bakery better, here is a word you can use: bardza, which means beautiful. If you really want to pour it on, try bardza wadna, which means very beautiful. The Polish word for hair is vwoshy. Now you can say vwoshy bardza wadna. As long as she doesn't respond by asking a question in Polish, she should be very impressed with your efforts.

And for those of you who are looking forward to making money with your Polish language skills, here's a Polish phrase you can use in the Welfare Office: davish me moy check gwoop yum pizda. This means give me my cheque, you bitch.

That's all the time we have for Elementary Polish. Thank you for watching, and gene dawbrey! (Good day).
  
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