Tuesday, July 16, 2013

How to Tell the Truth

How to Tell the Truth
I don't know much about the truth, but I have philosophized about it. The truth is constant: 'Why have you been late every day this week? Have you been sleeping in?' 'No, Monday I missed the bus. And Tuesday I lost my keys. And Wednesday I needed to see the dentist. And Thursday...' And the truth is usually simple and final: 'Were you fired from your job for sleeping in too much?' 'No, my position was declared obsolete and I was laid off.' 'What happened to that building? Was it blown up?' 'It's all explained in these sixty-thousand pages.'   
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