Wednesday, July 3, 2013

The Science of Profit

The Science of Profit
(A laboratory.)

Scientist: This chemical reacts with the areas of the brain that control sexual desire. It is activated by a peculiar voice command of our own choosing.

Businessman: That's great. That's just great. At last science has provided us with a way to cut the talent out of the music business. Fucking artists always care about the music instead of the money. Now we can make the girls scream for whomever we want. Say, do you hear that?

Scientist: I don't hear anything.

Businessman: Then what's that ringing?

(The businessman's bedroom. He awakens to his alarm clock.)

Businessman: (Disappointed) It was only a dream.
  
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