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A new motion declaring hand guns dangerous was defeated in the House today. Several high-rise dwellers received bullet wounds when drunken gun lovers in the street shot their pistols in the air to celebrate. Where did the Fort Knox gold go? They tell us that the treasure was withdrawn and taken to other vaults for safety, but an investigation sponsored by Prospectus Inc, trusted makers of old fashioned time pieces, trophies for record sales, and Olympic prizes, suggests a gambling debt incurred by a high government official - possibly one of the Kennedys. And the tables are vacant at massage parlours across the land today as physical therapists go on strike, complaining of too many lay-offs and not enough aloe. Their union president says they expect some stiff opposition. These and more top stories coming up. |
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Saturday, July 20, 2013
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