Thursday, July 18, 2013

Ray Pulsar: Doctor of the Future

Ray Pulsar: Doctor of the Future
(Pulsar's office. He is visited by an elderly patient.)

Patient: I feel awful. I feel like I have no energy.

Pulsar: That's nothing. We probably just need to change the batteries on all your vital organs.

Patient: How long must I waste away like this? I feel so unproductive!

Pulsar: Please keep your voice down! We don't want to upset the blobs.

Patient: Doctor, I'm a hundred and ninety-four years old! I've lived all the way from the Second World War to the First War of the Worlds! I think I've lived long enough!

Pulsar: Don't you want to survive to see the next Ice Age?
  
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