Thursday, July 4, 2013

Happy Independence Day

Happy Independence Day
To all you brave dreamers down there, happy Independence Day. I didn't have much of a Canada Day, myself, but I heard Taylor Swift did. What's that song of hers again? Survival? Spellbound? We don't have that kind of talent up here. It's a good thing she came.

I hope Jay is not celebrating today. He's not independent enough to celebrate Independence Day. He depends too much on his internet victims for material. I wonder if he had his minions up all night bashing my new song so people would be afraid to like it. There's no need for that. As long as he's on TV, I don't even bother to practice.

Anyone want to know the shortcut to fame? Bash me.
  
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