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Here's one from the Comedy Department. This is better material than anything I've seen them produce in the last few years. They scooped it from the internet as soon as the author erased it from public view. Then it's not ours. We can use it safely. He writes spontaneously from his life experience. Whatever he writes in the future will be different from this. All right then, we'll keep the text and send the songs to our music business affiliate. But sir! The songs are an integral part of each script! That would be a crime against art! What's the difference? It's all writing. What's this? A cartoon. A beagle and a chihuahua? No, sir. A beagle and a bird. Well, we'll take the beagle and send the hairy looking bird to Comedy Central. But sir! They're a team! What's the difference? It's all drawing. What's this? Just came in last night. (Reading) The Special Theory of Relativity. I see. I see. I like the 'E', but we'll send the 'mc squared' to ABC. But sir! It's an equation! What's the difference? It's all physics.
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