Tuesday, July 9, 2013

The Town Crier

The Town Crier
(A Medieval town is disturbed by the earsplitting wails of an infant.)

Neighbour: Why is he crying? Is he sad about the King being dead?

Mother: (Unable to hear over her child) What?

Neighbour: (Louder) I said is he sad about the King?

Mother: No, he misses his father.

Neighbour: Where is his father?

Mother: He should be coming home any minute now. Oh there he is.

(The father's bell can be heard ringing and his voice gets louder and louder with the chant: 'The King is dead! Long live the King!')
  
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