Sunday, July 14, 2013

Get Off the Stage

Get Off the Stage
Was that the face of one of my my nemeses I saw on the side of the bus yesterday, hiding behind a skinny beard? Is he actually allowed to perform on a stage after the appalling fraud he committed with my blogs? I just don't get it. And of all the things to steal, my Christian blog? You Christian women forgave him for insulting Jesus? What about for insulting me? You forgave him for that? How generous of you.

Sigh! I'm sorry, Christian women. Please don't feel guilty. I didn't mean to blame you. I just flipped out from having a very large, disturbing image positioning itself in front of me as I waited to cross the street. I'm sure it wasn't your fault.

Do you like it when I lose my temper with you? You know, that's when I'm the most likely to assert my male superiority over you. That's when I'm liable to show you who God created first. Maybe you need to be put in your place: that missing bone in my rib cage.
  
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