Wednesday, July 24, 2013

How to Escape Justice

How to Escape Justice
(A doctor's office.)

Patient: Doc, I'm rich. If I die I will have to part with my money and spend eternity in a soup line. You must help me escape justice. You must make me immortal. Can you do it?

Doctor: Yes.

Patient: That's a relief. How much will it cost me?

Doctor: All your money.
  
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