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Hi everyone! I'm Jay Ego. I have five hundred million dollars and I get all my best punchlines from a starving artist in Canada who I've never once credited or paid. Back in February I had to let Roseanne fill in for me while I answered some questions to the authorities about who wrote my show, but as soon as I got out they said I didn't have to worry because my victim didn't want to co-operate with the people who were trying to undermine his image. I was glad about that because my career is winding down now and I want to retire with honour. As long as my victim is dishonoured, I will be able to do that. I'm planning on going to my victim's city of residence for a stand-up show soon. They like me more than they like him because I'm Jay Ego!
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