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Try our delicious new Holy Burger made of one hundred percent sacred beef imported from India, including the vegetables. And here's a satisfied customer to tell you all about it: Saint Thomas Aquinas. Saint Thomas what did you think of your meal? Illuminating. I was just about to give up and go atheist when I tasted it and realized that there must be a God and this was His burger. So it saved you? It sure did. I saw the light and I realized that it was coming from myself, from this halo. Oh ha ha. I'm sure that's just the glow of good health. Anyway, there you have it folks. I'm sure he'd swear it on a stack of Bibles. You can trust the taste of our new Holy Burger from Holy Cow restaurants, available until Friday. |
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Saturday, July 27, 2013
Holy Cow Restaurants
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