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(Two female miners, covered in dirt, labour with shovels on the edge of a shaft in a coal mine when a woman passes by with a clean face and an immaculate dress.) Miner #1: Look at you! How do you stay so fresh and clean looking down here? Woman: With my Vanity Mirrors. Miner #2: Mirrors? I don't see any mirrors. Woman: The Vanity Mirrors fit onto your eyes like contact lenses. They let you see out at the same time as you see yourself. Whenever you see a spot, you can take care of it right away before anyone else notices. Miner #1: That sounds handy! I'll have to get a pair. Miner #2: Me too! Woman: Why? I don't see anything wrong with your appearances. (She takes a few steps and falls down the shaft.) |
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Thursday, August 8, 2013
The Vanity Mirrors
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