Sunday, August 11, 2013

Party of One

Party of One
How was the party last night? Sounded like it was cancelled for some reason. You know what I did last night? I partied with my prayer beads. I splurged and said ten extra Our Father's.

I don't want to look like I'm gloating so I won't talk too much about what happened to those creeps who were using my erased songs. They're saying that 'I knew' - as much as they knew, of course - but my knowledge was based strictly on how I've been treated so far this summer, with Taylor playing the Canada Day show and Tina Fey's lover on the stage again. And that felt like a close call yesterday as I declared my intention re-post erased songs. I never dreamed that writing and sharing songs and laughs could be so treacherous. Anyway, most of them should be back up by the end of the day today. Sorry for getting sidetracked for so long with my new work.

To my would-be detractors, this is not 2007. It's 2013 now. The future will not unfold as you wish or expect it to.

Is it true that they carted Tina Fey off to prison? Finally! And what happened to Roger? Really? Wow! I mean, I can see them prosecuting Tina Fey, but an important star like Roger?

People think they're only hurting me by stealing my work. Wrong. This causes my loyal followers to suffer. That's why entertainment fraud is punished so severely.
  
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