Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Elementary Polish

Elementary Polish
Hello again, and welcome to Elementary Polish. I'm Wladek Fukyewski. [Pronounced Fook-yev-ski]

Now in Poland everyone loves one another and everyone hates people from Warsaw. Polish people are traditionally conservative, and Warsaw is too liberal. Whenever a Polish person finds out that he is talking to a person from Warsaw, they tell them this:

Eej booja yebna tojeh zeshrash!

This means: 'Get out of here or I'll kick the shit out of you!'

That's all the time for Elementary Polish today. Gene Dobrey!
  
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