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I just learned that those lawyers I saw in Ottawa had a hand in getting Tina sentenced. Thank you, gentlemen. And if we can get them thrown in prison without NBC, maybe we'll soon be rich! Jon Stewart's going to prison, too? That would be appropriate. I could see how my lawyers would dislike Jon Stewart. You know that sketch I wrote about the lawyer? Johnny Levelhead? Both times I wrote that, it was after visiting my lawyers and being told to keep a level head. My Conspiracies sketch came from feeling the conspiracy against me. I'll be touching that up today. I wonder if I wrote it before. You'd all know better than me. I try to post one humourous thought per day. It always comes from my personal experience. Last night I was thinking about how the wankers of Nasco have been mocking my penis for six years. It brought to mind the famous statue of David. I thought it would be funny to have Michaelangelo chiseling David's penis, getting distracted for a moment, and accidentally lopping it off. Then I saw the cartoon face of Peter Griffen in Michealangelo's place, so I guess you've already seen it. Why is everyone so concerned about whether I'm hip? I don't care about it. I'm not doing this to be hip, I'm doing this to be myself. I would try to be myself whether I was loved or hated. They had people thinking that the business favours people who steal work over artists who create work. Well, maybe this business doesn't exactly love me, but if Tina Fey is in prison and more are about to follow, I would gather that this business at least likes me more than people who steal work. When you notice a comment on my web page which looks malicious, I'm quite sure you'll be able to trace it after reading what I have to say here and in the blogs I've been posting since February. And if the police are interested in catching bad guys redhanded, just post a few undercover cops here in the public library. |
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Monday, August 12, 2013
Their Level Best
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