Friday, August 16, 2013

Criminal Law: Court of the Underworld

Criminal Law: Court of the Underworld
Tonight on Criminal Law: Court of the Underworld, where the prosecutor is as bad as the defendant...

Prosecutor: You have been accused of looting and rape. What is your side of the story?

Defendant: I'm not going to feel sorry for her. She knew she was being raped. She let me rape her. She knew she was being looted, too.

Prosecutor: And yet your victim sits here without a mark on her. Why did you not follow through and beat her?

Defendant: She didn't cry out so I didn't have to shut her up.

Prosecutor: Then this court finds you guilty of showing mercy. Your loot will be confiscated and donated to the pharmaceutical industry.

Victim: What about me?

Prosecutor: (Shaking his fist at her) One more word and you'll get one of these.
  
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