Saturday, August 10, 2013

Mind Your Manners

Mind Your Manners
Good day and welcome to Mind Your Manners. Rudeness takes many forms, but perhaps the most insidious is that of chronic complaining. People should know better than to complain. We all suffer in this life and it's not fair to unload our burdens onto other people. (Enter a stagehand.) Who are you? What do you want?

I want my pay cheque. I've worked on this set for over a month.

Well, you should be glad to have something to do.

My children are starving! I'm behind in my rent!

Now now, let's not burden everyone with your problems.
  
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