Land of Dream Jobs

America is the land of dreams. Here you can be anything you want. Do you want to be a writer? Put it on your resume and apply for a writing job with NBC. As long as you're wearing glasses, you'll get the job. You don't even have to know how to spell. You just need to know how to copy and paste from the internet. Do you want to be a rock star? Just get together with your friends and apply for work with WEA Music or Zydeco Subpop. As long as your songs are in demand, you'll get the job. They don't even have to be your songs, at least not for as long it takes to damage their appeal in the hands of their true owner. Do you want to be a heart surgeon?
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