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Just while I'm working here to present my work in a way that discourages hateful comments it seems like there is some debate going on about me. Just wanted to say that I have made no deals with any music labels or TV networks in my life and I have made no money from my amateur efforts in either music or writing in the last eighteen years. Any work of mine that exists outside my one YouTube account or my one Google account is unauthorized. Next blog: Weapons and Entertainment Arsenal. |
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Saturday, August 17, 2013
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Friday, August 16, 2013
Criminal Law: Court of the Underworld
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Tonight on Criminal Law: Court of the Underworld, where the prosecutor is as bad as the defendant... Prosecutor: You have been accused of looting and rape. What is your side of the story? Defendant: I'm not going to feel sorry for her. She knew she was being raped. She let me rape her. She knew she was being looted, too. Prosecutor: And yet your victim sits here without a mark on her. Why did you not follow through and beat her? Defendant: She didn't cry out so I didn't have to shut her up. Prosecutor: Then this court finds you guilty of showing mercy. Your loot will be confiscated and donated to the pharmaceutical industry. Victim: What about me? Prosecutor: (Shaking his fist at her) One more word and you'll get one of these. |
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Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets
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Are you having a problem with pests? (Holding up a large shaker) Maybe you need Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets. Just shake some onto the floor and watch them organize themselves into columns, encircle the pest nest, and drive your enemies out through the crack under the door. As soon as their job is done, they die. Your vacuum takes care of the rest. Forget spraying. Get the best: Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets. Makes sense. |
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Their Circus
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The stuff I'm hearing about what happened between the show that tried to set me up and their eager stars is causing me pressure again. The population seems to be having a problem remembering who's at fault. It was their circus. They didn't tell me about it. People shouldn't be associating me with it. It created a false and unauthorized image of me. My authority was used to punish stars for poking fun at the media. If those stars are being punished now, it's for the fraud they committed with my work. |
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Good Job
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You know that pen NBC used to try to steal my justice? Is it melted like Sauron's ring yet? I hope so. I heard some more trespassers were caught last night. Thanks for getting them off my chest. And I hope you are enjoying that sense of righteousness that accompanies a good deed. |
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Thursday, August 15, 2013
Just Guessing 3
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For some reason I've got the notion in my head that there was some kind of misconduct in the punishment of the ones who turned my music and laughs into fraud which is at the moment causing me some sort of unjust paranormal sensation of discomfort. The business had to suck me into their world. I wasn't even aware of it while it was happening. Totally helpless. I was a wimp for letting them take it. Now I'm a prick for defending myself. I didn't approach the business. They took my work and all they do is make me suffer with it. I've suffered all week. If you're a fan, I'm sorry for all this stress. I understand that it is passed down to you. Maybe you should ignore me for a while until the heat dies down. |
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Sorry?
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Why am I tense. Was I in the news? No one has to give me orgies or anything. I don't need orgies. I want them, but I can get by without them. And I'm a hermit. I've lived a solitary life for at least the last ten years. Why did I share my work? For most of the last six years since I erased much of it and restored it, I've regretted sharing my work. But some other performers have had a great time with it. Why did I erase it? Many reasons. Above all, the pressures of fame can be intense and discouraging if you're experiencing them for the first time. And I don't watch TV or listen to the radio. If I did, my work would have added less to their content. You've been hearing what a brutal experience I've had online almost every day now for years. They've been giving all the money and credit to people who copy and paste my work instead of its author. I can't help writing songs and comedy. I'm creative. It's a way I can feel like I'm worth something when I'm stuck on public assistance. But because I don't get paid for it, I don't see why I'm obliged to leave it online if I need to make some changes to the order of my songs or patch up a vocal track. It took a lot longer to catch up with my writing than it did to catch up with my music. That slowed down my music. And if you check online I'm sure you'll find that all the lying remarks about me and their spinoff lies would greatly outsize my volume. I'm listening to remarks about me in person in the library as I write this. I'm not paranoid about it. It's real. They're saying 'No one wants to be David Skerkowski.' Let me tell you, you'd have to be to survive his experience. |
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