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If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out... And if thy hand offends thee, cut it off... And if thy tongue offends thee, as with a lie about David, take a pair of pliers and rip it out. And choke on your gushing blood until you die. |
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Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Real Scripture 2
Just Guessing 2
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The internet is changing the entertainment business. Before the internet came along, the only people who were as famous as I am now were signed professionals. Their label or their network could prepare them for their entry into the weird and wacky world of stardom. Now the bizarre side effects of fame are felt by unsigned amateurs who are likely to think they are suffering from some form of mental illness - as I did in late 2007. The problems associated with my fame, as they are systematically solved over the course of my life, will help to bring the industry up to date with the modern age. Perhaps this was part of my 'mission', one that demands the strength to be called a wimp, the intelligence to be called an idiot by idiots, and the talent to crush my own work when it is in the wrong hands. |
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Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Ask Nasco
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Why does he know how to draw? He traces. Why does he know how to write? He plagiarizes. Why do his recordings sound good? He cheats. Why is he tall? He's short. Why did he work for Nasco? Because he's a liar. |
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Roger's Dead
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When I visited Ottawa in February, none of my relatives especially wanted to see me. I'm always broke when I go home to visit. So I ended up staying at the Sally Ann. At this hostel we had to report in every day at 4:00 to reserve our beds for the night. I hadn't stayed there for for a week when I tried to reserve my bed and they told me to wait. I asked why and they wouldn't tell me. They told me to sit in the chair and wait until 7:00. And they weren't smiling. After sitting in my chair for three hours and reading my book, I approached the desk and they said I could have my bed. Then I went outside to have a smoke and there were some girls there. They were smiling and one of them said 'Roger's dead!' My 'ESP' told me that Roger had just tried and failed to get me thrown in jail on a false charge. How did Roger know I was popular? He either has a special access computer or he could be in contact with my American brother. Thanks for sandwiching me between Roger and Bernard, mom. I'm surprised I'm still here. |
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I've Had Rainy Trials
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Yesterday afternoon I was seized by a panic I haven't experienced since November last year. I had the feeling that the public had lost faith in me. Was I on trial again? If so, why? If I'm innocent, can't they find some other way to establish it than by placing my picture alongside the offender's as though we were equals? This creates a negative association that lingers in the public mind. I wouldn't want to be on trial against Taylor Smith any more than Jim Morrison would want to be on trial against Tiny Tim. I've already had rainy trials just to stay here for another ten months with no improvement to my living conditions. Can they spare me the sunny ones? If they're going to put Taylor on trial, why don't they set her against someone more appropriate, like Ted Kaczynski? I'm limp from all these doubts they've raised over my just claims. |
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Monday, August 12, 2013
Just in Case
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No one tells me anything and I know I have more than zero views and zero comments on my web page when my songs were on the radio and my blogs were on TV, so I know I'm more significant than I look. But I could be wrong about some of the things I've been saying lately, not because I am crazy but because I might be getting fed false information from my enemies to make me look crazy. I have to gather my information by intuition, which is highly developed in artists who live like hermits in densely populated areas for decades. I don't want fans who listen to my music for being hip, I want people to listen to it because they like it. I want to get paid for my music, but I do not expect to get paid for it. I'm not writing it to get paid, I'm writing it to express my feelings and thoughts. If I'm wrong about any of the assertions of incarceration, I apologize to my readers for that. Perhaps I've come to rely too heavily on my 'sixth sense'. It's too bad people just can't leave me alone and let me share my work. I meant no harm to anyone when I got back into it in 2010. |
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Their Level Best
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I just learned that those lawyers I saw in Ottawa had a hand in getting Tina sentenced. Thank you, gentlemen. And if we can get them thrown in prison without NBC, maybe we'll soon be rich! Jon Stewart's going to prison, too? That would be appropriate. I could see how my lawyers would dislike Jon Stewart. You know that sketch I wrote about the lawyer? Johnny Levelhead? Both times I wrote that, it was after visiting my lawyers and being told to keep a level head. My Conspiracies sketch came from feeling the conspiracy against me. I'll be touching that up today. I wonder if I wrote it before. You'd all know better than me. I try to post one humourous thought per day. It always comes from my personal experience. Last night I was thinking about how the wankers of Nasco have been mocking my penis for six years. It brought to mind the famous statue of David. I thought it would be funny to have Michaelangelo chiseling David's penis, getting distracted for a moment, and accidentally lopping it off. Then I saw the cartoon face of Peter Griffen in Michealangelo's place, so I guess you've already seen it. Why is everyone so concerned about whether I'm hip? I don't care about it. I'm not doing this to be hip, I'm doing this to be myself. I would try to be myself whether I was loved or hated. They had people thinking that the business favours people who steal work over artists who create work. Well, maybe this business doesn't exactly love me, but if Tina Fey is in prison and more are about to follow, I would gather that this business at least likes me more than people who steal work. When you notice a comment on my web page which looks malicious, I'm quite sure you'll be able to trace it after reading what I have to say here and in the blogs I've been posting since February. And if the police are interested in catching bad guys redhanded, just post a few undercover cops here in the public library. |
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